Apple: Steve Jobs is not a Ninja


Apple denied that Steve Jobs is a ninja after its CEO Steve Jobs was stopped at a Japanese airport with a set of ninja throwing stars in his luggage.

Japanese tabloid SPA, said that Jobs was detained while attempting to board his private plane. An official reportedly discovered these throwing stars in Jobs’ carry-on luggage. Jobs told them: ‘I’m hardly planning to hijack my own private jet. What a country. I’m not coming again.’

An Apple representative, however, has issued a statement denying such claims: “Steve did visit Japan this summer for a vacation in Kyoto, but the incidents described at the airport are pure fiction. Steve had a great time and hopes to visit Japan again soon.”

The ninja were renowned as much for their skills in mind manipulation, sowing confusion, concealment and ruthlessness as their physical martial arts.

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Posted by M. Cosmin on Sep 15 2010. Filed under Featured News, Technology. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry

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